sphincter jizz

having the 'trots', the 'runs' - or anything else that could be attributed to "pissing out your asshole"

Ew! Somebody left sphincter jizz in the toilet. Ass didn't flush! Check the splashback too!

dimp

Dimp is used when an idea, so dumb, that you just don't want to bother replying.

Jack: Hey do you think the world is flat

Joe: You and your dimp ideas, just shut up

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