reunfuck

Technical jargon describing any process of reverting a system to a working state.

"Marky, the Outlook Calendar hasn't been functional for some time"
"Fear not, fair accountant. I shall reunfuck it in the coming hours!"

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botty basher

Casual term for a gentleman of homosexual persuasion. Someone who bashes botties.

The party was great. I was talking to Graham, the botty basher, most of the night.

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Smebb code

Horribly written source code that is virtually impossible to follow and modify. Smebb code has no consistent structure and is written with no regard to security by people who think they can code.

include($_GET(...));
// Smebb code
// Urban Dictionary doesn't allow square brackets so don't flame me about them :/

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export my database

To release one's waste into the appropriate bathroom appliance. To have a shit. To "do a dump".

"Marcus, old chap; might you perchance come and check over my source code? For Apache is spitting out a tirade of parse errors!"

- "In a minute, friend. I'm just off to export my database."

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G.I.R.L.

Girl In Real Life. A self explanatory chatroom term.

<sxy_grrl_69> hi asl
<clued> don't talk to him. he's a G.I.R.L.

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nooy

A cigarette.

Pass a nooy over, Ken!

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Akmosh

An exquisite cocktail. Made with Fanta, Coke, lettuce, tomato, beer and pepper. Usually served with a piece of red tissue floating in the glass.

"Would you like a drink with that sir?"
"The Akmosh looks rather fulfilling"

"I'd like six pints of Boddingtons, a Newcastle brown and an Akmosh, barman!"

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