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Supporting the troops, not the war.
Hippy: "F*ck you! Baby killers!" (Spits)
Knowledgeable Liberal: "Hey man, be anti-war the proper way! Don't hate on the men and women serving everyday to protect us, but question IF we need protecting in the first place!"
43π 10π
A book written by a bunch of hippies, about 2000 years ago, who were smoking some serious hash at the time. Never actually figured for their text to be taken seriously.
"Hey, Josh, dude, let's put some shit in their about a guy, right?"
"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"
"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."
"AWWWWH, far out man!"
"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"
"Chilled man."
"What should we call this book, yo?"
"How about, like, something that sounds like Babel."
"Yeah, like the town."
"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"
"Holy shit man!"
126π 120π
The band that Bono wipes his ass with.
"Oh god, I'm OUTTA TOILET PAPER!"
"Here, take this Coldplay album cover."
"Aw, cheers mate!"
(wipe)
87π 137π
Overrated, shallow, trash 80's rock, aussie, hard rock band who have written and released songs with the exact same format for almost the past forty years, with the title of every song being worked in as the main chorus.
And for some reason... people like them!
'Hey man, AC/DC aren't overrated!'
'I'll prove to you why they suck ass at making music then, here take a listen.'
"I'm on a HIGHWAY to HELL!" (Highway to Hell)
"THUNDERSTRUCK!" (Thunderstruck)
"'Cause I'm BACK in BLACK!" (Back in Black)
"She shook me ALL NIGHT LONG!" (Shook Me All Night Long)
"For those about to Rock, we SALUTE YOU!" (For Those About to Rock (We Salute You))
"I'm TNT, I'm DYNAMITE!" (TNT)
36π 73π
An english alternative rock band that formed in Oxfordshire in 1985 by the name of 'On a Friday'.
Achieved a world wide smash hit single 'Creep' in 1992, but came to detest being recognized a as one hit wonder band. So the members decided to explore new ground with each subsequent and diverse album, dipping their musical toes in Jazz, Electronica, Avant-Garde, Space and Art rock.
By 2007 they had released their seventh studio album over the internet, but with a catch... buyers could purchase the album for whatever price they wanted. Even for nothing.
Radiohead have developed a massive fan base over the years and have been regarded critically by many as one of the greatest bands alive today, having been chosen by the Rolling Stone magazine as one of the greatest artists of all time.
But on a separate note, anyone who cites Radiohead as 'boring' or 'pretentious', HAS CLEARLY NEVER BLOODY LISTENED TO 'KID A' IN THEIR LIFE!!!!!!!
"Oi mate, this Radiohead stuff is naff!"
(hands a copy of 'Kid A')
(1 hour later)
"Good lord, I'm sorry I ever doubted you! This album is AMAZING!"
153π 133π
Something that only a few gifted souls are able to create, these days.
"Okay, Joe, Nick? If we can just put our heads together, maybe we can at least write some music that's worth while."
"Oh, uuuuh... how, I'm feeling it Kevin, I'm feeling it, ummm.... I'm... feeling... paranoid! That's it! Paranoid!"
"Uh, but Nick isn't that a song by Black Sabbath---
"CAN IT JOE! It's brilliant!"
22π 23π
A book written by a bunch of hippies, about 2000 years ago, who were smoking some serious hash at the time. Never actually figured for their text to be taken seriously.
"Hey, Josh, dude, let's put some shit in their about a guy, right?"
"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"
"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."
"AWWWWH, far out man!"
"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"
"Chilled man."
"What should we call this book, yo?"
"How about, like, someting that sounds like Babel."
"Yeah, like the town."
"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"
"Holy shit man!"
167π 89π