McConaughey

A guy that always finds an excuse to take his shirt off is "pulling a McConaughey".

My neighbor goes to the mailbox shirtless everyday, just to give the neighborhood yentas something to meow about....I swear that guys is "pulling a McConaughey".

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loose change

children outside of wedlock

I don't have any loose change, I'm waiting until I get married to have children.

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