Cash Chucker

A derogatory term for an exceptionally rich person.

It seems like more and more of these cash chuckers are moving into the neighborhood these days.

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vandals

Sandals that are made out of old Vans shoes.

My old Vans slip-ons have so many holes in them that I decided to turn them into vandals.

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matrix deuce

When you drop a deuce so big that it makes one question reality.

I dropped the biggest matrix deuce the other night. There's no way that thing came out of my anus.

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car owner boner

The wondrous feeling of pride one gets when working on their car (e.g. changing a tire).

So I was on the freeway the other day and I got a flat. Next thing I did was pull over to the side of the road and changed it. I can safely say that I had a car owner boner for the rest of that night.

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anal audio

Synonym for fart.

Ted ate too much Mexican food last night that I could hardly hear myself think today, thanks to his anal audio.

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gathering carpet topography data

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.

William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.

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diabarfa

Having diarrhea while also vomiting.

William had such a horrible case of the flu that he had diabarfa.

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