cash chucker

Yuppie scum:

Someone who would pay $600 for the leg of a foot stool just to make their arm tired (from throwing money). Someone who drives a Lexus because their aircraft carrier is in the shop. Someone who doesn't go to church on Sundays because they have the church air-lifted to their house. Someone who does not excrete normal human feces, instead they excrete caviar. Someone who flies to the moon's surface for the afternoon just to have a Bulgarian fondue lunch with Prince.

Bill Gates, Osama Bin Laden, Oprah Winfrey, Martha Stewart, Donald Trump, George W. Bush, etcetera.

"How many cash chuckers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just chuck cash at someone to do it."

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