lucy jones

lucy jones is that one girl that everyone wants to be because she is so cool and has the fattest, juiciest most voluptuous ass ever. she’s so pretty and funny and kind and smart and cool. if you know someone called lucy jones and don’t like her you’re just jealous of how nice she is and how everyone loves her.

look it’s lucy jones she’s so cool i wish i was her, she inspires me to get up in the morning, she’s such an amazing person.

eve blunden

eve blunden is the type of person that you have to hold your nose around because she smells like dead fish that have been left in a bin for 2 years.

look it’s eve blunden, we better go before we die from inhaling her fumes.

eve blunden

a smelly bitch with a nut allergy

ew it’s eve blunden she’s so weird get away

delilah mchugh

delilah mchugh is the type of person that makes you want to drop kick yourself off a cliff

oh it’s delilah mchugh, give me a minute i’m going to go throw myself under a bus

baddie

lucy jones

nonbaddie: omg a baddie i wish i was them
baddie: yeah i decided to be like lucy and now i’m a baddie