24th September

national expired milk day

me: yo check the fridge
you, probably: ok say less
you: holy fuck why is all the milk expired
me: oh shit guess it must be 24th september...

17th March

national no-nestle day

you: would you like some of my kitkat?
me: no bro
you: huh why not
me: its 17th march, also fuck nestle anyway