cheese platter

a person who often showcases different cheese demeanours (ie. jokes, stories, comebacks) that may surpass one's standard of someone who is cheesey

girl 1: so i talked to hector on the phone for 4 hours straight last night

girl 2: oh gawed how did you survive? he is such a cheese platter! i cannot stand talking to him for any period of time!

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gawed

sounds like "oh God!" but with the written intention to not take the Lord's name in vain

IM Session:

Ben: "Please send me your photo display pic"

Suzy: "Oh gawed, get over it Ben! I am not sharing"

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boo

less offensive term used to describe someone you have a sexual relationship with. short term for 'bootie call'

hey isnt that your boo over there, talking to the bartender?

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handy special

the somewhat politically correct term for a person/place/thing that is incapable of reaching its destined maximum potential

candice: man i hate the brakes on this van, they're retarded

carly: no candice, you mean 'handy special'

candice: you are still trying to be politically correct? *sigh*

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yum

an affectionate term for a friend or someone of the opposite sex you find attractive

female me: hey yum, hows it going
female friend: meh im doing alright, a little tired

hot male friend: hey lady what are you doing tonight?
female me: oh hey yum, no plans. you up for something?
hot male friend: sure give me a call later

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