Wifey

That friend that you have had for what feels like forever. The friend that is better than any ordinary friend and better than any lover could ever be. Who needs a wife or husband when you have a wifey?

person 1:So is that our best friend?

person 2:No idiot, That's my wifey for lifey!

person 1:Isnt that the lyrics from tha-*Gunshot*

person 2:Dont ask questions about it.