nad pack

The scrotum. The nut sack. The ball sack. Your nuts.

I went up and asked that ho out and she kicked me in the nad pack!

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carradine

To die from autoerotic asphyxiation.

Yo, that teenage kid, Bill, down the street.. they found him hung up in his basement naked. He must have carradined!!

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toonpang

Cartoon poontang. Olive Oyl. Minnie Mouse. Smurfette. Mrs. Bumstead. Lucy on Charlie brown is not, though.

Gilbert: Man, that Popeye be hittin' some fuuuuugly toonpang! Why does Bluto even bother to fight him over -that- ??
Poindexter: Well, that's more than I'm getting! Let's play some more video games!

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popcornilingus

The act of eating popcorn off the top of the bag using your tongue, while walking to the auditorium of a movie theatre because your hands are full.

Fred: Hey! Look at Ann perform popcornilingus off that large bag of popcorn!
Joe: Oh yeah!!!

coplish

Being another pseudo-dialect like "Ebonics", coplish is police talk and English mixed together. For example, the phrase, "at this particular time" or "at this particular location" is used quite a bit, when they could just say "now" or "here" instead. Things that happen are "incidents." People are "subjects." Cars are "vehicles." Discuss becomes "advise."

"At this particular time we advised the subject that the perpetrator had fled the scene at this particular location and we would have to keep them updated on the incident," said the officer to the victim, speaking fluent coplish.

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duh football

An expression used by someone who has just done or said something very stupid.

Drat! I forgot to turn off the circuit breaker before sticking my penis into the light socket! Duh football!!

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duh football

An expression used upon doing something hare-brained or stupid.

Egads! I completely forgot to turn off the circuit breaker before sticking my penis across those bare wires, duh football!

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