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To die from autoerotic asphyxiation.
Yo, that teenage kid, Bill, down the street.. they found him hung up in his basement naked. He must have carradined!!
94π 11π
An expression used by someone who has just done or said something very stupid.
Drat! I forgot to turn off the circuit breaker before sticking my penis into the light socket! Duh football!!
104π 8π
An expression used upon doing something hare-brained or stupid.
Egads! I completely forgot to turn off the circuit breaker before sticking my penis across those bare wires, duh football!
126π 20π
The scrotum. The nut sack. The ball sack. Your nuts.
I went up and asked that ho out and she kicked me in the nad pack!
100π 6π
The act of eating popcorn off the top of the bag using your tongue, while walking to the auditorium of a movie theatre because your hands are full.
Fred: Hey! Look at Ann perform popcornilingus off that large bag of popcorn!
Joe: Oh yeah!!!
Cartoon poontang. Olive Oyl. Minnie Mouse. Smurfette. Mrs. Bumstead. Lucy on Charlie brown is not, though.
Gilbert: Man, that Popeye be hittin' some fuuuuugly toonpang! Why does Bluto even bother to fight him over -that- ??
Poindexter: Well, that's more than I'm getting! Let's play some more video games!
48π 4π
A game kids (mostly boys) used to play on the playground where they stand with their feet shoulder width apart whilst throwing a pocket knife point down between their own feet. The boy who gets closest wins. Getting the knife in your foot is an automatic win.
You remember Jim Bob Cletus Scroggins? He got all them scars on his foot by playin' mumblypeg!
66π 8π