prick

1. a penis
2. derogatory term used to sum up the existance of a worthless asshole

That prick stole my girlfriend.

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deplemish

1. to destroy with cunning wit

coined by 'Wompy' Clark Stillwell in NC, summer of 2001

Do not even attempt to respond; you have been officially deplemished.

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katrina

One for the books, this category 5 hurricane has shredded the gulf coast, ranking 4th strongest storm in the US's recorded history with sustained winds rushing beyond 175 mph.

Katrina swallowed my house last night.

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Mardi Gras

1. translates from fremch "Fat Tuesday"
2. The ultimate celebration of belligerence and debauchery.
3. An opportunity to suck down a famous hand grenade and let the town capture you in its fanstasy and awe.
4. An opportunity to let your girlfriend suck down a hand grenade and show the town her 'awe'

I do not remember Mardi Gras.

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Vaginitis

1. the inflammation of the female genitalia
2. a disorder infecting one who's immediate actions may reflect those of a pussy

My friend only drank one beer and he puked, what a case of vaginitis.

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special k

1. Ketamine
2. Often obtained by breaking into animal hospitals, this liquid-state tranquilizer can be poured over a mirror, dried, and diced into a powder ready for rave-happy snorting.

Let's get tweeked on some special k at the rave tonight.

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coitus

1. Sex
2. Formal terminology often used by the 'super intelligent' to describe the love-making process, every little boy's dream

Hey baby, let's go for scones then we can catch a round of coitus.

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