Dutch

Somebody that you hate on vacation.

Arthur: Do you know the quickest way to France
Max: Are you dutch?

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Hooverphonic

A belgian band with too many female singers, who have been mad about you to someone since 2000

Maxim: Do you know Hooverphonic?
Justin: Sorry, I don't love you since 2000.

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Flamisch reputation

Manage to eat fries, saw about the weather, evade taxes and poke all the troubles on the Wallonia.

Waal: Hey, do you wanna go with me?
Flamisch: Sorry, I have to keep a flamisch reputation high.

Political

1) Something what Belgians don't understand.
2) Steal money
3) fleeing taxes (only in Belgium and abroad)

Eva: Why are you so rich?
Bob: I'm a political.

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