three beer queer

1. (n) A straight man willing to engage in homosexual activity after the cosumption of an insignigant amount of alcohol.

When we found Bob making out in the alley behind the bar with a guy, we knew he was a three beer queer.

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pig ape

1. (n) A human being. Refers to the actual physiological similarities between swine and humans, the latter's resemblance to the former due to the rapidly increasing rates of morbid obesity in all cultures, and--occasionally--gluttony.

"Whoa! Did you see that big guy? He's like some kind of pig ape or something."

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