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A fucking shithole full of scummers, one of the worst places to live in the UK. They have a shit football team that are currently sitting at the bottom of the english premier league. The team is so shit that they had to steal local rivals manager and players. They are so shit that they couldn't hold a decent event. This year portsmouth is holding two big international events, one to celebrate the battle of trafalgar and the other is the international vestival of the sea. Southampton can only hold a shitty boat show each year. If you have chance to go to Southampton, don't go there. The only decent thing about Southampton is the option not to go there!!
To find Southampton on the map, look for the arse crack at the bottom of the UK, and follow it right to the shitty base. The you will see Southampton.
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A word that was made up when I was mashing the keyboard to pretend I was working in class at college.
Is the process of mashing the keyboard, to pretend that you are working on something.
Mike: Shit get of that porn the boss is comming through.
Dave: We better nukio to pretend that we are working.
Mike: Good idea the bastard will never know.
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This theorum is used by the most excellent minds that this world has ever produced (Derren Brown). If done correctly the man or woman (woman rarely) can answer a question correctly before it is asked! With 100% results everytime! It was discovered by the Queen of South East Asia in 1381, and has been passed down through the South East Asia royalty. Their was talk that two student's in England once developed the theorum and used it to pass their GCSE examinations. They also went into Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and were chucked out instantly, before even getting to meet Chris Tarrant! This theorum is very special and if you have developed it you'll be one of a kind.
Answer: England
Question: Who won world cup 1966?
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A kick ass film, with the best special effects.
wordFuck/word me the matrix is a good film!!
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Man goldeneye is a fucking good game
See perfect dark for another great FPS game
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