Synergy

The collaboration of two or more people on a project or situation, which the outcome would be better than if the two people had worked independently of each other. Basically just a buzz word for team work

Man with Ladder: Man I'm hungry
Man with Tree: I can't reach those apples, if only I had a ladder...
Man with Ladder: Hey, let's work together.

Gee Wilbur, this synergy is great.

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going dutch

In dating, when both parties pay for their own bills, thus effectively dispelling the double-standard where men are always expected to pay.

"If you meet an intelligent, attractive and friendly woman who likes going dutch then you should hang on to her for dear life."

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Tenure

Something college professors get when they are offered a life-time position at a college.

I have tenure so I can conduct my class however I want without worry of being fired

Man, once I get tenure I won't have to worry about being unemployed ever again.

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nail salon

1) A place a woman will go once a week to spend all your money on a worthless service.

2) A scam set up by Vietnamese immigrants to bilk money out of idiot women.

1) "I'm going to get my nails done at the nail salon."

2) "I can't believe she paid us 30 dollars to clean and polish her finger nails."

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angst

Something I had a lot of when published most of my other UD entries.

"I had a lot of angst and angry when I published those definitions of teen parent, religion and nice guy, and now I feel bad because I can't delete any of them."

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bleu nuit

A soft core porn program that used to be on (maybe it still is) French-Canadian television, Saturday nights at 12am.

"Man, there was this 3 Muskateers porn on Bleu Nuit last night."

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Osgoode

A village in Ontario that is full of hypocritial christians. Although they have many highschool drop outs, Augusta has far more teen-parents

Man, Joey dropped out of school...he must be from Osgoode.

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