sham sham

Ebonics slang. Though it doesn't have a literal meaning, it's usually just used to announce your presence.

Moe: SHAM SHAM!!

Me: Ah fuck, it's Moe. Man, Zac's such a pussy when he tries to flatter Moe and doesn't back me up when Moe puts me down.

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talking a walk on the wild side

To have a sexual experience with a cross dresser.

"Man, I thought going to bed without brushing my teeth was talking a walk on the wild side, but now this?!"

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boner barrier

A binder or notebook hormoney, middle and highschool boys use to conceal errant erections or NRBs. If one cares to realize, use of a boner barrier is rather obvious due to the uncharacteristic way the binder or notebook is pressed against the crotch region.

"Man, Jenny is looking pretty fine today, I'm thinking of asking her to the 8th grade prom."

"yeah, she can touch my digital pet any day of the week."

"::school bell rings:: Quick, throw me your notebook, I need a boner barrier."

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Kraft Dinner

A popular brand of macaroni and cheese that if prepare correctly, still doesn't taste like cheese.

Cory: KD sucks

Perry: Kraft dinner does fucking suck, it doesn't even taste like cheese.

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red dragon mode

When a woman is being a moody bitch.

"Why was Jenny being such a bitch to me?"

"Just stay clear man. She must be in red dragon mode."

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nice guy speech

Generally, a lie a woman tells a guy when she doesn't want anything to with him. Usually performed after the guy tries to 'court' the woman.

Usually followed up by "I'm not looking for anyone right now," but can be seen dating/fucking other guys seconds later.

Generally, this is just a way women try to pacify men but usually just infuriates them.

Joey: "Hey, Jenny. I really like you a lot, would you go out with me sometime?"

Johnny: "Look, Johnny. You're a really nice guy but I think we should just be friends. I just got out of a really bad relationship and don't want to date yet."

Seconds later

Joey: "Wait!? Is Jenny having sex with Dean in my car?!"

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real life syndrome

When a gamer cannot commit much time to play because he/she is afflicted with certain ailements, such as job or an academic career, that prevents them from playing.

Johnny: "Billy, why haven't you been playing WoW? I'm already lvl 60."

Billy: "Sorry man, Real Life Syndrome."

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