Hooch

an alcoholic drink typically made from things that are best described as rancid and fermented in an old boot under a prison cell bunk.It smells bad enough to kill flies and burns like drinking hydrocloric acid and only takes a teaspoon to knock a 6 ft 4 in 320 lb man out cold. In certain middle eastern countries it can be made from camel piss mixed with three day old apple juice box drippings and spoiled grape jelly fermented and packaged in Gulfa brand water bottles

hey Joe you have any of that hooch left?

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