Nickelback

A terrible band from Alberta, Canada, who did a good job in revolutionizing the already-crappy music scene that exists in this world today. Nickelback invented a new level of SHIT.

Chad Kroeger: Look at this photograph. Every time I do it makes me laugh.

DE: Look at this crappy band, I want to fling shit at them.

DS: Oh yeah! Nickelback bites the big one!

DE: Pwned!

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snippit

A participant or team member in the game of El Snippo, usually professionals in the arts of hair cutting.

The El Snippo championship team is the Pissed Wallabees of Kelvin High School in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. El Snippo teams usually consist of five Snippits.

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dooj

The act of having your groin or ass waxed by duct tape.

"Man, I can't believe I got doojed last night!"

"Yuri, you sucker. Do you know who did it?"

"Probably the Suburban Doojie. That son of a bitch!"

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