SCO

Acronym for Smoking Crack Offline.

'After the release of Caldera Linux code under the GPL, he decided to SCO with his lawyer.'

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dockers

Part of Craprate America's uniform. Also used as a mind control tool to keep its employees down and stupid. Designed to make you look fat and less intelligent than well-heeled C-level executives.

Hey, did you get the new memo?
Yeah, no more jeans. Dockers and polo shirts.
Wonder if we should sing when they put the chains on?

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Crapucopia

A chain of negative events set in place by one seemingly insignificant event. Usually terminates in a completely undesirable result or outcome.

“So we’re not going to have a wide receiver this season?”
“Yeah, seems he got pulled over for speeding and had expired tags. Then the cops found a crack pipe, so they took him to jail. The league suspended him, and now we gotta explain all this to the press!”
“Wow, sounds like a Crapucopia!”