David

The most adorable person you will ever meet, but he's already owned so BTFO. He's David by day, and Condom Man by night. Prefers blowup dolls to hotass people named Devin, which leads all to think that he possibly has mental stability problems.

Person 1: Did you know that Condom Man's real identity is that David guy down the street?

Person 2: The one always playing with his junk? OHMUHGAWD.

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