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Sugar daddy is where a girl that is a poor bitch needs money so they seduce a man into dirty activities but they make sure they get pregnant so when she is in dept she can stomp on the mans heart and say tata i need meh child support.
Man:but i love you
Girl: whatever your just my sugar daddy if in want love i would ask but i don't i just want my money
Man:you used me?!
Girl:omg cry grow a pear
Man:i am no sugar daddy till i get a DNA test bitch
Girl: idc give me money or we will take this to court
Man:souless bitch
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A condom is something the male puts over his penis to protect him from STDs and many other diseases and the most important to not get females pregnant.
But if the male does not like to wear a condom the women can it is called a douche you injected inside of the girl it is easy if you are a male that dont like to wear the rubber in the relationship
Taylor:did you bring protection!?
Chris:SHIT i forgot!
Taylor: your so lucky i have a Douche
Chris: what the hell is that!?
Taylor: well technically a female condom.its not that bad its better if you dont like to wear condoms.
Chris:deal....now where were we? ;)
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