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Mexican Subway

The act of anal intercourse after consuming a spicy Mexican dish. The act is considered a "true" or "proper mexican subway" if the recipient of the anal penetration has a loose stool due to the effect of said mexican food.

"Ordinarily I'd love to slip you the Liberace... but we just ate some cheap Mexican food and frankly I don't want my cock marinating in the slurry of beans and enchilada sauce you undoubtedly have boiling away in your lower intestine - I'll take a pass on the mexican subway.

or, "If Father McDaugherty thinks he's gonna give me the caboose comunion as penance for not swallowing on Lent... I'm making a run for the border so I can cook his crank with a lethal mexican subway."

by devilreyes February 22, 2007

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mexican subway

The act of anal intercourse after consuming a spicy Mexican dish. The act is considered a "true" or "proper mexican subway" if the recipient of the anal penetration has a loose stool due to the effect of said mexican food.

"Ordinarily I'd love to slip you the Liberace... but we just ate some cheap Mexican food and frankly I don't want my cock marinating in the slurry of beans and enchilada sauce you undoubtedly have boiling away in your lower intestine - I'll take a pass on the mexican subway.

or, "If Father McDaugherty thinks he's gonna give me the caboose comunion as penance for not swallowing on Lent... I'm making a run for the border so I can cook his crank with a lethal mexican subway."

by devilreyes February 21, 2007

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caboose communion

Verb - The act of recieving anal intercorse from a member of member of the clergy. The sex of either party is unimportant so long as the clergy member is allowed to perform the sacrament of commuinion. The eligibility of the recipient of the anal sex to recieve the sacrament of communion is not an issue in defining the act as a "caboose communion". Therefore, those recipients who are underage or do not themselves practise religion may still recive a "caboose communion'.

"They've been sending a lot of priests to the slammer for giving the alter boys the caboose communion."

by devilreyes February 21, 2007

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the liberace

General, verb - The act of anal intercourse.

Specific , still a verb - The act of anal intercourse in which either party is wearing twenty pounds of rhinestones and manages to state at least once "I wish my brother george were here"; idealy, just before reaching orgasm.

"Don't be shy with the lube if your going to slip me the liberace."

by devilreyes February 21, 2007

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