country blumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin, in which the reverse cowgirl is substituted for the normal accompaniment of fellatio to a good old country shit.

"Last night little Johnny damned-near walked in on a blumpkin, but Donna had the wherewithall to shift her ass into the reverse cowgirl, so we told the little guy we both had to shit at the same time. The country blumpkin saved our family !"

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