Sophie

Sophie is an awesome girl who isn't afraid to stand up to jerks, bullies, or anyone who hurts the people she loves. Extremely intelligent and drop-dead gorgeous. If she was a Greek goddess, she'd be Athena or Aphrodite. She knows Latin and has known why the iron symbol on the Periodic Table of Elements is F since before 8th grade. By the way, the Latin word for iron is Ferrum. That's why iron is F. Anyway if Sophie says she has a crush on you, guys pay attention, she's a keeper.

Chesley: "Sophie, Joe just dumped me."
Sophie: "Where does he live. I'm going to beat him up."