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When your mom and/or dad lets you practice anal on them as your birthday present as they couldn't afford that new hot wheels play set at walmart
Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave
The name given to somebody who lost their dry virginity when they dry fucked or dry humped a girl in bed, but sadly havenât made it that far to lose their actual virginity while in bed.
Friend 1: Yo, Ron is such a Dry Virgin, he only has dry humped a few chicks!
Friend 2: Stop talking about it , Barry!
The Place I (along with others) were born, usually located near playgrounds, a rape shack is somewhere you will get raped and usually 9 months later you'll be carrying a disabled, mongolian child.
Person 1: Yo I was with my friends at the park last spring when this muslim dragged me towards his Rape Shack and now I feel little Muhammed kicking in there
Person 2: you're a guy, jimmy...
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