antesermo

An invented word that was created with the explicit purpose of having someone look it up.

Drop antesermo into a conversation.

The virus has begun..

* He’s so antesermo.
* This tastes antesermo.
* Do you ever feel antesermo?
* Her music is so antesermatic

Splick

The act of jizzing in to your hand then flicking it at an unsuspecting passer by.

Did that old man just splick me?

Me: I just came but don’t have any tissues
Friend: why don’t you just splick it at that woman who’s about to walk past