texterbation

excessive text messaging with reference to sexual activity

I like texterbation with you baby

craplet

a small turd left alone in a bowl

I left a craplet floating in the work bathroom

craponomy

The science of classification of turds, according to a predetermined system with the resulting catalog used to provide the conceptual framework for discussion and ANALysis.

We need to refer to the published guidlines for craponomy

craptionary

A dictionary that contains only words that start with "crap"

Quick!!! check the craptionary for that work