Fuck

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the
english language today is the word fuck. Out of all of
the English words that begin with letter F, fuck is the
only word that is referred to as the F-word. It's the
one magical word, just by it's sound can describe
pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as the most words
in the English languages, is derived from German, the
word fricken which means to strike. In English fuck
fall into many grammatical categories.

As a transital verb for instance : "John fucked
Shirley."
As an intransitive verb. "Shirley fucks."

It's meaning is not always sexual.

It can be an adjective such as "John's doing all the
fucking work."
As part of an adverb : "Shirley talks too fucking
much!"
As an adverb enchancing an adjective : "Shirley is
fucking beautiful!"
As a noun : "I don't give a fuck!"
As part of a word : "Abso-fucking-lutely" or
"in-fucking-credible"
And, as almost every word in a sentence : "Fuck the
fucking fuckers!"

As you must realize there aren't too many words with
the versatility of fuck. As in these examples
describing situations such as:

Fraud - I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay - Oh, fuck it!
Trouble - I guess I'm really fucked now.
Aggression - Don't fuck with me, buddy!
Difficulty - I don't understand this fucking
question.
Inquiry - Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction - I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetence - He's a fuck off.
Dismissal - Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all
of these multipurpose applications how can anyone be
offended when you use the word? So, use this unique
flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will
identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly : "FUCK YOU !!!"