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Easily influenced by physical or emotional attacks.
Friend: Serg is extremely vulnerable when it comes to guys.
Other Friend: Yeah Brice has him wrapped around his finger.
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I heard Sergio Manriquez was a part of that soup kitchen from last night.
Homeless dudes fucking in a Honda with the windows rolled up on a hot as fuck day.
Dow: Serg Manriquez is homeless?
Vic: Yeah bro, I saw him and 3 other homeless dudes in a soup kitchen on the 4th of July.
Dow: He was probably with Neal, Brice and Ryan.
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Dude! That Jerry guy has three scholongs: two tiny dicks, and a huge wang!
Rare Snorlax evolution that evolves Orlando's into lazy IT technicians who sleep on the job.
God damn it, we hired a Snorlando. Good luck getting tickets resolved now.
What you call someone who is missing a few, or has an excess amount of chromosomes.
Danny McBride: Wassup Chromey?
Victor: isn't his name Serg?
Danny: yeah, but you didn't hear? They tested his ass and apparently he's missing some chromosomes.
Victor: Fuck, I knew it.
Mediocre work by lazy assholes named Steve.
Serg: Why are these computers all fucked up?
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.
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