cole haan

Fine, usually all leather shoes.

Hey, are those Coles?

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welshman

A man from Wales.

Said Englishman, "'Ere, that Welshman called me a cunt."

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tea leaf

A thief.

"Hey, that bastard just tea leafed my wallet".

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Big toe

There is one on each foot.

My left foots' big toe is next the big toe on my tight foot. How about that!

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Cockney Wanker

Twat, git, moron, bitch.

You're a twat, git, moron, bitch cockney wanker.

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box

An item to put pencils in.

I put my pencil in her box!

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golf

More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.

Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.

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