Said Englishman, "'Ere, that Welshman called me a cunt."
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A thief.
"Hey, that bastard just tea leafed my wallet".
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My left foots' big toe is next the big toe on my tight foot. How about that!
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You're a twat, git, moron, bitch cockney wanker.
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More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.
Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.
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