golf

More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.

Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.

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union

Contradiction and the funniest thing you will ever see.

"Did you see where the business agent got fired by his own union - I wonder who will file his grievance?"

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wargasm

n. 1 the climax of gaming excitement, either FPS or RTS, characterised by intensely pleasurable sensations centred in the brain. 2 the climax of combat excitement often felt by military personnel around the world, especially if they are on the winning side, characterised by intensely pleasurable sensations centred in the brain. 3 the climax of cinematic excitement, characterised by intensely pleasurable sensations centred in the brain after having watched a war film or films. v. have a wargasm.
-ORIGIN C20: From Brit.

"I had a right wargasm after finally completing the game in single player mode."

also

".....so I let rip with a full mag' into his chest and he just spun around and fell right over the balcony. It took a week to get over that wargasm."

also

"I had a total wargasm last night, after watching 'Saving Private Ryan' and 'Band of Brothers' back to back"

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backseat

Your ass.
A place where homos live for.

Bob the homo is a backseat bandit.

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snail trail

Gleaming sticky substance left on your dick after your wife rubs her clit up and down it for 5 minutes.

"Please straddle my face and snail trail my chin, Please. I'll do the dishes tomorrow"

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Scrump

To take without permission. A fine afternoon activity when as a lad one goes looking for apples, conkers, pears ( either fruit or those located on chests) etc..

Hey, let's go scrumping!

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tie one on

To get sloshed

My brain is getting mushy and picled by alcohol, resulting in staggering and falling over which compounds the sloshing.

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