Snapper

1. A type of fish.
2. Slang for cunt.
3. A fine Hugh Cornwell song.

1. Let's get some snapper.
2. Let's get some snapper.
3. Track #2 on Guilty.

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backseat

Your ass.
A place where homos live for.

Bob the homo is a backseat bandit.

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snail trail

Gleaming sticky substance left on your dick after your wife rubs her clit up and down it for 5 minutes.

"Please straddle my face and snail trail my chin, Please. I'll do the dishes tomorrow"

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Scrump

To take without permission. A fine afternoon activity when as a lad one goes looking for apples, conkers, pears ( either fruit or those located on chests) etc..

Hey, let's go scrumping!

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tie one on

To get sloshed

My brain is getting mushy and picled by alcohol, resulting in staggering and falling over which compounds the sloshing.

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wargasmic

adj. of or relating to wargasm. >able to achieve wargasm.
- DERIVATIVES wargasmically adv. wargastic adj. wargastically. adv.

"The helicopter scene in 'Apocalypse Now' when they played Wagner, was totally wargasmic."

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fucker

What you become after you have sex for the first time.

"Hey, I fucked Susie last night so now I'm a fucker. What did she mean when she said I haven't come yet?"

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