plonker

A polite, in mixed company, and alternative word for stupid cunt and wanker.

John is a plonker.

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foofoo

The shit you spread to your workers in the form of dust, instead of telling them they are stupid cunts, spread some fooffoo dust on them to keep them relatively productive stupid cunts who won't whine as much.

That stupid cunt needs foofoo dust daily.

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4nic8

To fuck outside of marriage, thus making it illegal.

Wow, wouldn't like to 4nic8 in a third world country where they might very well chop your balls off before they kill you.

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yank

To cause pleasure and ejaculation.

Yank this, bitch.

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communists

Idiots who didn't read Marx and thought it would be funny if they said everyone was equal and redistributed the wealth to themselves.

Trotsky: Let's pull the wool over their eyes. They'll go for it.
Lenin: Sure. (For now).

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yellowcake

Radioactive stuff, for use in making nukes, which should actually be aimed at the middle east and North Korea. Save the boys, nuke 'em.

Hey, that Yellowcake track by the MeNiNBLacK is cool, man

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jap's eye

Right there on the top of your dick. Out of it comes come and piss.

Aimed his jap's eye right at her throat and gave her a pearl necklace.

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