American Idol

1. A show where people with no talent go to pretend that they can sing.

2. A show where those who have talent but do not look the part cannot possibly win.

3. A show that a majority of America has sold their souls to.

Do you think that Susan Boyle will win on American Idol?

No, she has way too much talent and doesn't look like a porn star.

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Sage

1. Boobs on legs

2. Super slut

3. A risk for all small animals that come too close to her boobage.

4. Grand Canyon Chest

5. Extremely vapid

6. Doesn't like her own gender

7. Is not afraid to strip in the classroom

8. Has many vicious curling irons.

9. Sweater Meat

10. Size H (Help she's fallen and she can't get up)

I can't buy that slutty dress, I don't want to look like a Sage!

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