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When you put hotsauce on your hand and put all four fingers and the thumb up to the knuckles in a girl's ass and rotate your fist while reverse titty-fucking her as she sticks a pencil up your asshole and twists it.
On the way to the away game, Jill and I shared a deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus. My court date is next week.
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When you take an especially impressive dump and the turd stands up on end, sticking out of the water. Resembles a soldier standing at attention.
"Dude, Smitty dropped a brown general and left it propping the lid open."