twinpop

Inserting your index finger into a woman's vagina, and the middle finger of the same hand into her anus at the same time, or vice versa.

She was blowing me, and wanted to 69, but I gave her the twinpop instead.

schlep

A person who does a job they they are not qualified to do, although they pretend they are. They typically cause more damage than good.

When I had my stove fire, the real fireman must have been busy that day. The schleps they sent cut holes in the roof and flooded the place with water, ruining everything.

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