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Belly Pong

Belly Pong, also known as Bargut, is a lint-sucking game in which players throw a ping pong ball across a table to score the ball in a cup of lint on the other end. The game typically consists of opposing teams of shirtless belly-pong players, with preferably round and stout tummy buttons. The last team to arrive at the match is typically the ones that have to suck the lint out of the enemy's belly buttons and deposit it into the cups. If you lose the match, you're forced to consume all of the lint and describe the taste to the judges. If your description is incorrect, you will be brutally punished via munt, or sometimes by even more vial means.

James found himself in a Belly Pong engagement. His lint got sucked out of the innards of the deepest inner lines of his belly button.

Bob and Jerry played Bargut together. The match was intense and involved intense mutual lint-sucking.

by dickjackie April 22, 2024


Belly Pong

Belly Pong, also known as Bargut, is a lint-sucking game in which players throw a ping pong ball across a table to score the ball in a cup of lint on the other end. The game typically consists of opposing teams of shirtless belly-pong players, with preferably round and stout tummy buttons. The last team to arrive at the match is typically the ones that have to suck the lint out of the enemy's belly buttons and deposit it into the cups. If you lose the match, you're forced to consume all of the lint and describe the taste to the judges. If your description is incorrect, you will be brutally punished via munt or other even worse means.

James found himself in a Belly Pong engagement. His lint got sucked out of the innards of the deepest inner lines of his belly button.

Bob and Jerry played Bargut together. The match was intense and involved intense mutual lint-sucking.

by dickjackie April 22, 2024