Ligma

Lycirobacterium Internal Genealirus Morph-Arsintits, better referred to as LIGMA, is an infectious disease usually caused by the Mycobacterium Ligmitus Arsintits (MLA) bacterias which can be traced to the Bophides Myphat (BMP) genus of Rubondese Sloberon (RMO), all traced to the bofa (Biological Oscillopsian Fibrospectare Arsintits), Ligma being the second stage. Ligma is extremely fatal with a fatality rate of 99.97% according to an underground lab (lab 42-069) in Sugon, Indo-China. Lab 42-069 also proved it to be part of Bophides Myphat, the rarest genus of RMO. Around ninety percent of people who caught Ligma are virgins, a study which lab 42-069 is working on as of November 2018. Ligma is spread from one person to the next through the air (HHT). Symptoms of Ligma are: blue balls, shriveled testicles, being a virgin.

Treatments of Ligma are being heavily researched. Ligma being part of BOFA gives it a notorious difficulty in finding a treatment procedure. However, as of September 11th 2021, one treatment has been concocted. The LIGMA-BALLS (Byranithium Arsintits Lerangion Ligahndi Stigmakok) procedure is the only working treatment for Ligma, notorious for its difficult procedure. Ligma is the last treatable stage of the BOFA spectrum. The LIGMA-BALLS procedure evidently can prevent further infection like the final stage of the BOFA spectrum: E-TMA. E-TMA (Encephalitis-Tetratingulous Microthercian Arsintits) has a 100% fatality rate, untreatable.

Ninja, a virgin Fortnite streamer, died due to complications of Ligma.
what's Ligma?
Ligma Balls!

I accidentally gave my girlfriend Ligma last night.. she won't speak to me anymore.
did you tell her to LIGMA-BALLS?
what the fuck is wrong with you?

People who get Ligma are so gay.
*looks at him attentively, being gay*

cap

another term for lying used frequently on the internet.

yo that's cap! I didn't lose my virginity to a horse!