Carson

A cool ass guy who has light brown hair, brown eyes, 150lbs, and 5’ 7”. He has no fears. He loves to play COD (Call of Duty) and Fortnite. Every one loves Carson. He has a very big penis, and very wealthy. He loves weed and likes to hit a juul.

Dope Ass Person: “Carson is so fucking cool, and he’s super good at Fortnite!”
Carson: “Ohh Gosh guys don’t embrace me!”

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Simp

Someone who puts themselves in a position to defend or support women in any way possible. This person will become very close with the women but will
end up never getting the pussy. This is usually attributed to someone named Carson.

Dude 1: Jesus man, Carson is being such a simp lately.
Dude 2: I know, it’s that bitch he’s been hanging around. She is changing him for the worse.