fuck me with a toothbrush

1. The new way of saying gag me with a spoon
2. A request to have a toothbrush shoved in your pussy and/or asshole

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1. Sassy Little Bitch: Uhg fuck me with a toothbrush she is so annoying.
2. Horny Bitch: hey bae, *starts wispering in mans ear* I want you to fuck me with a toothbrush.

P.C.

Some people say it's short for politically correct but it really means…

pussy crusher.

I am a pussy crusher or P.C. for short. I would like to crush your pussy.

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dicks in cider

When you put more than one Dick in apple cider.
Recipe: 1 cup of apple cider 3 Dicks

Guy 1:This cider is great what brand is it.
Guy 2:Dicks-in-Cider.
Guy 1: Dixon Cider?
Guy 2:No I put dicks in that apple cider.
Guy 1:WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!

Dicks in cider
Definition Delicious if your gay

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