Welcome to Denver

A statement to be said after an awkward comment that causes a group of people to go silent. With no apparent meaning, the phrase either eases the awkwardness or makes it terribly worse.

Girl: So everyone...I'm pregnant, and I don't know who the father is.
(Group goes silent)
Witty Person: Welcome to Denver!

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Is that a rat hole??

A statement to be said in a group setting whenever one pleases. Getting the attention of the group is crucial, and so is looking up in a disgusted way. An actual hole in the ceiling is recommended, but not necessary.

(Looking up curiously) Wait so........is that a rat hole??

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