fruity ear

when you hear a song, and you can easily recognize one of the synths or other instruments or effects were made in fruity loops.

guy: ha that kid used chiptunes and didn't even put a filter or nothin I can tell

astrologist or some shit: My, you have quite the fruity ear, it's astounding what a discovery !

guy: then he used "I'll give you pleasure"

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decapitate

when the alpha male bites the head of a giggle stick a little while being thrusted by a black man going balls deep, and when it hurts, he bites down hard causing it to pop off like decapitation.

fenno decapitated holla whilst grace was teaching fenno the Heimlich's maneuver if you know what i mean

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sunday curse

having school or work on monday, and not being able to get to sleep on sunday.

usually it carries over, and makes it really easy to get to sleep on monday night, although sometimes a little too early

I got 3 fuckin hours of sleep last night because of the damn sunday curse

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Pants at a time like this?

When one has concerns bigger than the relationship between their bottoms and their bottom wears.

Dude, can you put your pants on already?! I find it strange I have to ask twice...

...Pants at a time like this?!!

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bamf

a word usually used by white nerds to seem cool, because all they do all day is stick tootsie rolls up their hershey hole and play WoW and xbox 360 live

tj had bamf in his profile on xbox live, but we all knew he was really a ngwpwowwwbid (nerdy geek who plays world of warcraft while watching babies in diapers)

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i was like

a crucial component to teenage story telling, to describe the storytellers view on said story.

white girl: "Nikki was like with him the whole night...i was like what a slut."

black dude: "this bitch wouldn't leave me the fuck alone! i was like damn bitch, you aint even that pretty, plus you aint got no ass."

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D.R.

a shorter way to say Dominican Republic (o La República Dominicana)

my boy José is from D.R.

es simplisímo

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