Nose Candy

A slang term for cocaine.

Bro, Adam and I just hit the Nose Candy!

Dad Poop

The act of going to the bathroom and spending a HUGE quantity of time trying to take a friggin poop.

"Yo, wheres Jake?"

"Hes been in the bathroom for almost 45 minutes."

"He must be taking a Dad Poop."

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