Sayaka

A species of melon native to the tropical highlands of the Colorado peninsula. Legend has it that drinking its juice will add 4 strokes to your game. Its origin is not completely known but it is believed to have been a crossbreed between a Japanese cucumber and and a trans-European family of poison ivy. Dangerous if consumed, the National Forrest Registration is offering a reward to the first person who can can pulverize and remove 100 of these invasive melons.

"I was hiking in the woods and I came across a patch of Sayakas!"
"Did you eat one?"
"Yeah, but it tasted pretty bad."
"Dude, we have to get you to a hospital!"

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