Jelly Bracelets

Get a fucking life. the people that actually practice this bullshit never get laid

People that wear jelly bracelets need to get a fucking life

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coyote ugly

It was actually a kick-ass bar before it was a horribly lacking motion picture. The one in Tampa is the tits.

$2 PBRs, hot girls dancing on the bar, and they're open till 3 a.m.? Coyote Ugly gets my vote for most underrated spot in Ybor City.

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Death Cab for Cutie

So incredibly overrated, but only by their 12 fans. Their MUSIC is not bad, but the lyrics are horrible. I could write better lyrics than these guys do.

"And when i see you
I really see you upside down
But my brain knows better
It picks you up and turns you around"

-WTF? I don't want a biology lesson from a musician!

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Loser Friendly

A bastardization of the term "User Friendly". Used to describe software that has been engineered to be compatible with the dumbest beings that a civilization has to offer.

Microsoft Windows is very loser friendly.

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sloot

Sloot is the basic word. The more O's in "sloot", the sluttier the girl is. 2 O's is the minimum, you can add as many O's as necessary to add emphasis to just how slutty the girl is.

That bitch? Her and her friends are some slooooooooots, let me tell you.

There were some slooooooty girls at the party!

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Jackie O

The seat behind the driver. When you miss out on calling "shotgun" and Kennedy, you can call Jackie O. This way you don't have to sit bitch.

She didn't want to sit bitch, because we would make her go skiing, so she called Jackie O. Now Kennedy can't get a handjob.

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Sunrise Head

Getting a blow job as a wake-up call. If she doesn't do this, she doesn't love you.

Sunrise Head is superior to the traditional alarm clock.

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