When you get two sodas from a vending machine for the price of one.
Guy 1:Bro i just won the mexican lottery want a snapple
Guy 2: yhea thanks man
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The large plastic plates at the gym that look heavy but are actually very light.
guy 1:look at that guy benching over there what a beast!
Guy 2:Nah thats just forty pounds he's using the douche plates.
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