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(This is most effective when you have been holding in a piss) When you purchase a sounding rod off of amazon, preferably a cheap and stainless steel rod. grab the rod and a consenting 3rd party and shove the rod up their ass and twist it to collect shit in the ridges of the rod. Once a moderate amount of shit has been collected on the rod, proceed to insert said rod into your erect penis and start masturbating. Try to edge for about half an hour until your penis starts to swell up and start to burn. Once you feel that you have reached this milestone, stop edging and let your penis go soft. Once its soft, start to piss. Since you have a rod up there, most of the piss will remain in your shaft. Now, continue to masturbate until you ejaculate. Now, as soon as you ejaculate you have to quickly remove the rod, this will cause a volatile load comprised of shit, piss, puss and cum to be blasted onto your partners face
Yo! Me and stacy got bored so we hit the bronkhorstspruit gun barrel! She such a freak
When you stick your unwashed, uncut penis into a electrical socket whilst holding your significant others nipple piercing with your left hand, and her butt plug with your right. this will cause an electrical current to surge through both of your bodies and provide an intense orgasam to both participants
Bro! me and Emily were getting freaky and i decied to hit the Joberg Power Bank on her! she hasnt woken up yet though, i guess the orgasam was too much to handle.
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Irrational fear of black people
Damn I heard chad over there has negrophobia
1) go to a graveyard with a friend, both of you holding a wooden spoon.
2) locate a recently buried corpse (1-7 days)
3) dig up the body with the spoons
4) gouge out the eyeballs
5) start fucking the eye socket
6) last to cum has to rip the head off the body and drink his buddy's cum out of the socket
me and Joe had a crazy mourthing session las night!!