Eselschlag

The German translation for giving someone a Donkey Punch.

Donkey Punch: When you're fucking someone doggie style in the ass and you want it a bit tighter, just punch them hard in the back of the head. This is sometimes accompanied by the battle cry of "DONKEY PUNCH!"

"DONKEY PUNCH!" *bang!!!!*

"You son of a bitch!"

*pffft pffft pffft* "Ahhh, thanks babe."

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bearmeat

Any tender male morsel that might be seen as prey for a gay "bear."

Steve realized his blunder as he walked into the Blue Oyster Bar and all the men in attendance locked eyes on him as fresh bearmeat!

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pissed off

When people push you and push you and push you and even when it's becoming obvious you're not enjoying what they're doing they fucking persist.

I'm really getting fucking pissed off at you mother fuckers.

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assurito

The act of shoving your hand in your anus in order to clear out a clogged turd. It's thrown upon the floor violently and sounds as if a burrito had just fallen off a table

The pain was too great for Steve when he couldn't motivate a bowel movement. He decided an assurito was the only way out of his predicament and plunged his hand deep until his colon was once again free.

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georgia pancake

After laying a shit on your partner's chest (with permission),you flatten and smooth it out with your shotgun*.

*Shotgun can be double-barrel, 12 gauge, side-by-side, over/under, as long as it does the job.

After Steve shat on Bertha's chest, he felt it was appropriate to turn the pile into a Georgia Pancake since it was their anniversary, so he pulled out his shotgun and got to work.

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ghaste

"Gay Taste"

When a "straight" male has a penchant for picking out attractive clothing, trimming his facial hair delicately, an eye for color, and other traits stereotypically found with gay men.

Nate's choice in clothing and his incredible ability to match his new drapes with the paint on his bedroom walls shows he has ghaste.

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ghaste

"Ghey Taste"

When a "straight" male has a penchant for picking out attractive clothing, trimming his facial hair delicately, an eye for color, and other traits stereotypically found with gay men.

Steve's choice in clothing and his incredible ability to match his new drapes with the paint on his bedroom walls shows he has ghaste.

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