splattery hots

Earth shaking, mind-bended, knee quaking diarrhea with a burning sensation. Similar to molten lava pouring from your anus.

After he had spent the night eating jalapeños with hot sauce and binge drinking, Steve woke up with the splattery hots and thought he was going to die.

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georgia pancake

After laying a shit on your partner's chest (with permission),you flatten and smooth it out with your shotgun*.

*Shotgun can be double-barrel, 12 gauge, side-by-side, over/under, as long as it does the job.

After Steve shat on Bertha's chest, he felt it was appropriate to turn the pile into a Georgia Pancake since it was their anniversary, so he pulled out his shotgun and got to work.

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