35007

A calculator joke, similar to 55378008. Read as loose upside down

A prostitute visited troops in Iraq, and did each 5,000 member, plus the LT, seven times.
(5000+1)(7)=35007

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monkeyspank

A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.

"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"

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i drink your milkshake

In the closing scene of There Will Be Blood, Daniel Day-Lewis says this to Paul Dano to show that he has defeated thee.

A line that would not nearly be as memorable if it weren't for its pitch-perfect delivery.

"As a sports metaphor? (“Let’s face it. The Celtics drank the Knicks’ milkshake last night.”) An amorphously obscene double entendre, hearkening back to its Kelis-ian roots? (“I’d like to drink your milkshake!”) Or maybe, in a nod to the godlike venom of its utterer, a taunt: “You best back down before I drink your milkshake, bitch.”
--nymag.com

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